Idjits
When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.
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A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

oh my god he’s so proud of himself i’m going to die

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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

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thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

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shadesofamethyst:

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

Put these everywhere

(Source: mymodernmet.com, via magicaltoastcanfly)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

superior-vena-cava:

pizzadex-7:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

*moves to France and becomes a cheerleader*
“Where are my apple apples?”

only french wil get

oh my lord jesus please help me I am dying rn

literally anyone would get this

Ur mum wouldn’t

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staceythinx:

The Midnight Planétarium watch was a collaboration between Van Cleef & Arpels and Christiaan van der Klaauw. The watch is made of 396 separate parts and features the six closest planets orbiting the sun in real time (Uranus and Neptune were left out because you probably won’t live long enough to see either one complete a full orbit).

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peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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An artist from Oakland, California collects trash and makes tiny mobile homes for the homeless.

housewifeswag:

did-you-kno:

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so this is pretty incredible

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