Never forget the essence of your spark
We dont have enough time. Life is going too fast and I don't want to waste it every day. I mean, we need to spend the good chunk of our lives studying, slowly dying inside, then give up the rest of our lives working. HOW ABOUT NO. Lets sit the fuck down, laugh, lighten up, forget the so-called reality and just waste a hell of a lot of time, just like we're all doing right now. Thank Gods for Tumblr. It's literally the light of my life, even though it's currently ruining my life. -Leanne
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5 hours ago | J | 5,481 notes
nonchalant-fork:

elvishprincess:

4gifs:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]

I wanna marry that man

Ohhhhhh my god… And in that exact moment that kid radiated with the happiness of 9000 suns.

nonchalant-fork:

elvishprincess:

4gifs:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]

I wanna marry that man

Ohhhhhh my god… And in that exact moment that kid radiated with the happiness of 9000 suns.

5 hours ago | J | 73,252 notes
girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
5 hours ago | J | 58,077 notes
swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

5 hours ago | J | 15,798 notes

seducemymindyouidiot:

jaegerbitch:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

This should probably not be construed as valid legal advice. 

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

1 day ago | J | 28,934 notes

clocks-divorcing-ticks:

sorry not sorry

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orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

1 day ago | J | 34,416 notes

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

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