Idjits
When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.
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masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

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ossricchau:

this kid in my drama class said “i relate to loki on a personal level because we’re both adopted and yearn for world domination”

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tielan:

cumberpetersleston:

harto-helbig:

netzmare:

scaenica:

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I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

bUT NOTES

thejokertho

I kind of told my sixth grade teacher this in front of the class when she said “Ladies don’t do that.”

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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nixxies:

sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like

my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen

(Source: nixxies, via hellyeahfandom)

kirk-out:

hey guys this is a rly important announcement i will be going on a year-long hiatus starting tomorrow bc theres no wifi at hogwarts ha ha l8r u dirtbags suck it 

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