We dont have enough time. Life is going too fast and I don't want to waste it every day. I mean, we need to spend the good chunk of our lives studying, slowly dying inside, then give up the rest of our lives working. HOW ABOUT NO. Lets sit the fuck down, laugh, lighten up, forget the so-called reality and just waste a hell of a lot of time, just like we're all doing right now. Thank Gods for Tumblr. It's literally the light of my life, even though it's currently ruining my life. -Leanne
Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]
I wanna marry that man
Ohhhhhh my god… And in that exact moment that kid radiated with the happiness of 9000 suns.
I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
my parents aren't home
this could be us but u playin
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
This should probably not be construed as valid legal advice.
he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover
is she using a vhs to try to clean that up
I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2
This is from the greatest game ad of all time
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*