Idjits
When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.
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alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

(via rachelthesassynerd)

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

(via haiirflip)

mellarkish:

"did you study for the test"

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"the test that’s today"

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visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(Source: smallplantfriend, via jawjar)

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via sorry)

“But the Bible says…”

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(via lezlyepunpunia)

tyleroakley:

lindsaychrist:

i wont let this video die

nobody should

menzelfanzel:

lifeingoldandmud:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

Not when your opinion degrades my existence

*slow clap it out*

(via idinas-babe)

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

(via pizza)

mamriehelbig:

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

one of my sisters friends got told last week that her natural hair was too blonde and that she needed to die it brown or she would get isolation for a week. Another of her friends had braids to make her Afro more manageable in the hot weather and to keep her head cooler and was told she had to take them out or cut them off.

(via magicaltoastcanfly)

prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

(via lmaoalien)

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